Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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