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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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