I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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