This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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