Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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