When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Will exercising make me less horny?
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