Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
