The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
if only i could text you this smell
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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