I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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