i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
