ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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