Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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