with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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