I puked a lego.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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