I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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