i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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