S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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