They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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