I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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