I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
did you just send me my own nude
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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