Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
You don't make any sense
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