yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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