Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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