how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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