Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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