girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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