in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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