This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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