Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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