did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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