but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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