Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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