also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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