I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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