His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My feet surprised me
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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