Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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