i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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