Are we in a gay sports bar?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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