If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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