Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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