im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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