$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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