duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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