and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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