remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
and she was petting her beer can
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My feet surprised me
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