Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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