I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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