I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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