p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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