We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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