Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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