I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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