Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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