Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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