I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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