try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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