yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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