The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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