is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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