lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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