I must be too annoying 4 u.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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